I GUESS THAT CUNT GETTING EATEN
My friends have described this to me as “liquid sex”.
I never fail to attract attention when i wear this. (Everyday.)
(Source: eattsomechicken)
| one third of me: | I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute |
| one third of me: | sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol |
| one third of me: | fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves |
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
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this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
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Toronto Pride…Guys in GreenH O T 4 H A I R Y
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HAIR HAIR EVERYWHERE!
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